Thursday, 19 February 2009




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  1. Just What Is
    'Thought & Humor'

    Anyway???

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    Read what you have time for below
    & save the residuum for a stormy/
    blustery/dilatory interval while
    the charming/exquisite/vernal/
    aestival season is bursting out all
    over. Our goal is to promote a non-
    threatening and productive office
    & university environment and to
    establish language that is gender-
    neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-
    neutral while celebrating our spirit
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    Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
    Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
    Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
    Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
    Você soube que o deus o ama?
    ¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?

    http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html

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    Your very own library


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    Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS
    & YOUR MAMA!" First Published In Last
    Century - July 26,1997 Thought For The
    OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture


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    I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying
    the really foolish thing that people often say
    about Him [Jesus Christ]: "I'm ready to accept
    Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't
    accept His claim to be God."

    That is the one thing we must not say. A man
    who was merely a man and said the sort of
    things Jesus said would not be a great moral
    teacher. He would either be a lunatic -- on a
    level with a man who says he is a poached
    egg -- or else he would be the Devil of Hell.

    You must make your choice. Either this Man
    was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman
    or something worse ....

    You can shut Him up for fool, you can spit
    at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can
    fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God.
    But let us not come up with any patronizing
    nonsense about His being a great human
    teacher. He has not left that option open
    to us. He did not intend to.


    -- From C.S. Lewis
    (Author of The Chronicles of Narnia)


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    "Let every student be plainly instructed
    and earnestly pressed to consider well
    the main end of his life and studies is
    to know God and Jesus Christ which is
    eternal life (John 17:3)."

    The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643

    "All scholars shall live religious, godly,
    and blameless lives according to the rules
    of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy
    Scriptures, the fountain of light and truth;
    and constantly attend upon all the duties
    of religion, both in public and secret."

    Two central requirements in Yale College 1745 charter


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    Muhammad or Jesus???


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    Why The U.S.A. Is At War:

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    'Thought & Humor'
    - often polemical but
    never tasteless/unrefined/uncouth/ribald.


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    Please note: If you see a UNC
    student or liberal reading
    'Thought & Humor',

    please explain to them which
    is thought & which is humor.
    They usually get it backwards.......





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    Who is Jesus?

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    "Not being on the air, that's not important.
    But I'd like to be in the newsroom helping
    set the agenda."

    Retired CBS Anchorman Walter Cronkite

    {Dear Walter, Fair news knows no agenda -
    Prof Howdy}




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    The Bible claims to be the Word
    of the only true God. In addition
    to historical, archaeological, and
    scientific proofs, there are numerous
    internal proofs. No such evidences
    exist for other "sacred writings."

    The Bible was written during 1,600
    years by 40 prophets, most of
    whom lived in diverse cultures,
    at different times in history, yet
    who never contradict but comple -
    ment each other. For the Qur'an,
    Muslims must take the word of
    Muhammad, just as the Book
    of Mormon rests solely upon
    Joseph Smith's word. But every
    biblical prophet is confirmed
    by 39 other prophets.

    - - Dave Hunt





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    Dear Professor Howdy,

    Thank you for your simply addicting
    newsletter...it's truly a candidate
    for the 8th wonder of the world
    and 1st candidate for the cyber-world...
    it just keeps blooming with more
    of what I need and, I think, what we
    all need...please keep up the great works!!!

    Type atcha later...

    God bless you,

    Phil H
    WI


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    Bible - God's Word to you in different languages...

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    Four Important Things To KNOW:

    1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews,
    Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians,
    Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
    Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist,
    French, etc.) have sinned & fall
    short of the glory of God.

    2) For the wages of above (see #1)
    are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation
    from God, & damnation) but the Gift
    (free & at no charge to you) of God
    (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
    Eternal Life (Heaven) through
    (in union with) Jesus Christ
    (God, Lord, 2nd Person of the
    Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
    Peace & Savior of the World).

    3) For God so greatly loved & dearly
    prized the world (Americans, Muslims,
    Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
    Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans,
    Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons,
    Methodist, French, etc.) that
    He even gave up His only begotten
    (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
    anywhere, anytime - while still living)
    believes (trust in, relies on, clings to,
    depends completely on) Him shall
    have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).

    4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH,
    & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American,
    Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist,
    Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
    Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French,
    etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with
    GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
    ME (no other name).

    This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -

    (Rev. 3:20)


    {Please note that church membership,
    baptism, doing good things, etc. are not
    requirements for becoming a Christian -
    however they are great afterwards!!!}


    Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad
    is the road that leads to destruction
    (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
    and many enter through it. But small
    is the gate and narrow the road that
    leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
    forever with God), and only a few find it.




    Write me sometime:

    howdythoughthumor {at} gmail [dot] com

    (No spaces or punctuation except
    for one dot.)


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    Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
    Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
    Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
    Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
    Você soube que o deus o ama?
    ¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?


    http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html

    Click Here

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    Here's some blogs that I found
    of interest
    as I negotiated my way
    through cyberspace:



    Every Student
    Religion Comparison
    Around the Well
    Danish Cartoons
    Arabic Cartoons
    Muhammad or Jesus???
    Answering Islam
    Is Jesus God?
    A Short Look At Six World Religions
    God's Word in different languages...
    How to become a Christian
    Who Is Jesus?
    See The Word
    Watch The Jesus Movie
    Spanish Cartoons
    German Cartoons
    Chinese Cartoons
    Italian Cartoons
    Greek Cartoons
    Japanese Cartoons
    Portuguese Cartoons
    French Cartoons
    Hindi Cartoons
    Russian Cartoons

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    P U R P O S E of 'Thought & Humor':

    But these are written so that you may
    believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
    Son of God, and that by believing in
    Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

    Seek the Lord while He may be found;
    call on Him while He is near. Let the
    wicked forsake his way and the evil
    man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
    Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
    and to our God, for He will freely
    pardon. "For My thoughts are not
    your thoughts, neither are your ways
    My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
    heavens are higher than the earth, so
    are My ways higher than your ways
    and My thoughts than your thoughts.
    As the rain and the snow come down
    from heaven, and do not return to it
    without watering the earth and making
    it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
    for the sower and bread for the eater,
    so is My word that goes out from My
    mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
    but will accomplish what I desire and
    achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
    You will go out in joy and be led forth
    in peace; the mountains and hills will
    burst into song before you, and all the
    trees of the field will clap their hands.
    Instead of the thornbush will grow the
    pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
    will grow. This will be for the Lord's
    renown, for an everlasting sign, which
    will not be destroyed." Is 55

    O Lord, you have searched me and you
    know me. You know when I sit and when
    I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
    You discern my going out and my lying
    down; you are familiar with all my ways.
    Before a word is on my tongue you know
    it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
    behind and before; you have laid your
    hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
    wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

    Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
    can I flee from your presence? If I go up
    to the heavens, you are there; if I make
    my bed in the depths, you are there.

    If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
    if I settle on the far side of the sea,
    even there your hand will guide me,
    your right hand will hold me fast.

    If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
    me and the light become night around
    me," even the darkness will not be dark
    to you; the night will shine like the day,
    for darkness is as light to you. For you
    created my inmost being; you knit me
    together in my mother's womb. I praise
    you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
    made; your works are wonderful, I know
    that full well. My frame was not hidden
    from you when I was made in the secret
    place. When I was woven together in the
    depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
    unformed body. All the days ordained
    for me were written in your book before
    one of them came to be.

    How precious to me are your thoughts,
    O God! How vast is the sum of them!
    Were I to count them, they would
    outnumber the grains of sand. When
    I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
    O God, and know my heart; test me
    and know my anxious thoughts. See
    if there is any offensive way in me,
    and lead me in the way everlasting.
    Ps 139


    When I survey the wondrous cross
    On which the Prince of Glory died,
    My richest gain I count but loss,
    And pour contempt on all my pride.

    Were the whole realm of nature mine,
    That were a present far too small:
    Love so amazing, so divine,
    Demands my soul, my life, my all.
    - - Isaac Watts

    O God, You have taught me from my
    youth; And to this day I declare
    Your wondrous works. Now also when
    I am old and gray headed, O God,
    do not forsake me, Until I declare
    Your strength to this generation,
    Your power to everyone who is to come.
    Ps 71

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